Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Oct 31, 2008
Elderly drivers....
I just want to point out that the guy who did this is a full two years younger than John McCain.
Oct 27, 2008
Tin foil hat time
Obama is a terrorist bomber pedophile with a love child hidden away on a Caribbean island! I read it on a blog somewhere!
Here's a treasure trove of this year's great right-wing Obama conspiracies.
Here's a treasure trove of this year's great right-wing Obama conspiracies.
Greek squid
In moto terminology, a squid is a reckless wifebeater-and-flip-flops wearing young'un on a sportbike who rides stupid fast and usually hurts himself. You've probably seen them before. Here's a good squid vid....
Oct 23, 2008
Oct 17, 2008
Shit you don't want to eat
Shooting down deficit hawks
With the economy now firmly in the shitter, people like to talk a lot about "tightening belts." Tightening belts and reining in spending are good if you're managing your household budget, but don't believe the hype that cutting government spending during an economic downturn is necessary or good. It's not.
Check out Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman's op-ed today on the subject.
Check out Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman's op-ed today on the subject.
Oct 16, 2008
Gag me with an antique spoon
Why Walnuts McCain won't be our next president:

This ain't no photochop. It was actually taken by a Reuters photog during last night's debate.
This ain't no photochop. It was actually taken by a Reuters photog during last night's debate.
Oct 9, 2008
Sarah Palin is..... 50 Cent?
This is just an awesome comparison. A. Serwer at Tapped says Palin reminds him of 50 Cent. Read on, it actually makes sense:
The conservative movement at this point basically reminds me of people who thought 50 Cent was going to be the greatest rapper ever because he had been shot nine times, not because he could actually flow. Let's face it, 50 is wack. He's wack like Sarah Palin is wack. But like Sarah Palin, he had a story that reflected the cultural values of realness and authenticity that hip-hop fans had come to place above actual rhyming ability. Most of these fans are not from the hood in the same sense that the folks at The Corner are not Real Americans(tm) from "flyover country," and they can't yet understand what the obsession with authenticity is doing to a movement they supposedly love.
Sarah Palin parking lot
Check out this recent parking lot action outside this Ku Klux Klan rally Sarah Palin rally in Ohio. The stupid! It hurts!
Oct 8, 2008
Where are the foreclosures happening
Here's a cool map of where the nation's foreclosures are concentrated. Florida, you're doomed!
Oct 7, 2008
Caribou Barbie's strange odyssey
Here's a bewildering look into the icey heart and addled mind of Wasilla's village idiot. Enjoy.
Oct 2, 2008
Walnuts is a little bitch-boy
Why don't you go cry to your mommy!
Seriously. What a jackass. Republicans made a huge mistake voting for stupid-ass Walnuts over Mittens or Huckabeez.
Seriously. What a jackass. Republicans made a huge mistake voting for stupid-ass Walnuts over Mittens or Huckabeez.