put your hardhat on...

he he ha ha. remember early in the history of crappy html websites when people used to put "under construction" when the site wasn't done yet? notice how those sites never used to actually get finished? well this is what happens when you spend a little too much time on your "under construction" screen.

for when beer just isn't enough...

i'm slightly curious about absinthe. here's the place to learn more about the famous drink.

what's in a name....

i wonder how this town got its name? the story is good, too.

all you need before crate-digging....

here is probably the greatest index of record reviews i've ever seen. the onion a.v. club really goes out of its way to review GOOD music. take notes.

rent too high???........

you can always move to a local golf course.

cranky old men....

a denny's parking lot in boca -- what a perfect place for this to happen.

as far as beer ads go...

the greatest ad campaign EVER would absolutely have to be budweiser's Real American Heroes ads. here they are. pick your favorite.

reason #345234 that wal-mart is evil...

check out this ny times piece about wal-mart and its policy of locking in its overnight workers.

a mario's fishbowl update....

i had pretty much forgotten about mario's fishbowl sponsoring motocross racers. here's a helmet dedicated to the famed watering hole.

knowing is half the battle...

here's today's public service announcement, kiddies. don't drink too much or you'll end up with this guy. scroll down for his record.