Jan 31, 2008

CNN, the pride of Atlanta

Ever notice how completely crazy the headlines on CNN.com are? I sometimes notice them and wonder if CNN's editors or viewers are more sick, vile and twisted. I attribute it to some bizarre obsession with news about child molestation, kiddie death and random animal attacks. Check out this hilarious collection of CNN screen grabs. The one below is my personal favorite. I guess your choice of video tells just how mentally fucked you are.

Jan 30, 2008

Legalize human meat

I don't know about you, but I'm casting my ballot for Vermin Supreme, a third party candidate on the presidential ballot. He likes to wear a boot on his head and his platform includes mandatory toothbrushing and zombie preparedness.
Find out his positions here.

Jan 29, 2008

Not the "prison type"

If you're ever on the lam from the police, make sure you're dressed for the occasion when the police knock on your mother's front door.