Put the game on and bring me my beer!

When you just want to go out with friends and have a few cocktails and socialize, a sports bar's tacky decor, hyperactive TVs and spilled-beer stink can ruin the fun. On the other hand, when you're a Philadelphia Eagles fan stuck in places like Providence, R.I. and Atlanta, Ga., a good Sunday sports bar is a must. This summary of what goes into creating the perfect sports bar is just sublime. (Hint: The sports bar in the picture is probably not the greatest sports bar ever. Just a guess.)