Welcome to Atlanta

We stand at the vanguard of time and the precipice of history (I feel like Dwight giving his Il Duce speech on "The Office"). Wow. We've got a lot going on here in the biggest little state. It's looking more and more like the whole migration south could be happening before we know it. In honor of my soon-to-be new home, here are some amazingly cool graffiti-inspired sneakers that pay homage to Atlanta:

The Fashion Police Really Are Going to Arrest You

The Kenyan government has been trying to come up with a national dress code. The challenge has been to incorporate styles from all 42 of the nation's ethnic groups. Apparently it isn't catching on. I wonder what the United States' national dress code would look like? I'm thinking Larry the Cable Guy.