Polar bear is a publicity-addicted psycho

You've gotta love the British tabloids. They're even trashier than American ones. But what they do excel at, really, is at turning absurd news items into dry humor. Exhibit A is the Daily Mail's rehashing of a story about a "psychotic" polar bear at the Berlin Zoo.

I especially enjoyed the useful graphic and cutline:

Then and now: Left, Knut as a cuddly baby before his adoring fans, and right, as a grown-up 'publicity-addicted psycho'