Finally, a tank you can trust

I love the amazing breadth of products that Amazon.com sells on its site. Just today I stumbled across the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. The list price is just under $20,000 and the tank comes with a top-quality sound system! I particularly enjoyed reading some of the customer reviews:

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

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Our last two JL421s have been total lemons. Since I'm a blonde and also use a cell phone when driving, my husband said, "Hey! Safety at last!"
He was right! I have mowed down five Hondas, four Toyotas, two Neons (what a piece of [...] THAT is) and yesterday I bagged an SUV. And me? NOT A SCRATCH, baby.