Litterbug sentenced to two years in prison

The wife of a soldier serving his third tour of duty in Iraq has been given two years in prison for the egregious offense of throwing a McDonald's cup at another car during a road rage incident. Even the "victims" (as much as someone can be called a victim of such a petty thing) said they were shocked by the conviction. The pathetic public defender and prosecutor were, shockingly, not available for comment when the reporter called them for comment.