i get to go to court tomorrow. yipee! no seriously, i'm excited. i haven't been to court (as a defendant/plaintiff) in quite a while (at least not since a youthful indiscretion that features lots of empty cans of "milwaukee's best."). anyway, i'm scheduled to fight my little $35 parking ticket tomorrow in providence municipal court. i'm so excited. i can't wait to bust out my tom mesereau-style defense. i plan to call numerous expert witnesses. and that meter maid is in for a character assassination like she's NEVER SEEN!!!! if we can't get the jury sequestered on this one, we may be requesting a change of venue. i hear aruba has a wonderful judicial system this time of year.
and when all else fails... "I'll PUT THE SYSTEM ON TRIAL!!!"
With Trump’s cutbacks, crew heads for ISS unsure of when they’ll come back
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"We are looking at the potential to extend this current flight, Crew-11."
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