Feb 16, 2007

Finally, a tank you can trust

I love the amazing breadth of products that Amazon.com sells on its site. Just today I stumbled across the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. The list price is just under $20,000 and the tank comes with a top-quality sound system! I particularly enjoyed reading some of the customer reviews:

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!
Our last two JL421s have been total lemons. Since I'm a blonde and also use a cell phone when driving, my husband said, "Hey! Safety at last!"
He was right! I have mowed down five Hondas, four Toyotas, two Neons (what a piece of [...] THAT is) and yesterday I bagged an SUV. And me? NOT A SCRATCH, baby.

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